It's been a long time since we've had a good "Overheard at the Park" and mostly that's because it's Florida in the summer, meaning that it feels like a wet furnace outside and indoor fun is far more desirable. Once October comes around maybe we'll be more inclined to venture outside more.
But still, the park exists and we still attempt to brave the heat and go and with the park in South Florida, assholes are inevitable.
Case in point:
Three Year Old: Mommy, Mommy! I need to go potty!!
Mother: Honey, please. Mommy is talking, sweetheart. Your nanny will be back from getting my Starbucks in two minutes. Can't you hold it until she gets here?
Three Year Old: But Mommy, I need to pee pee!!
Mother: Sweetie, I told you Nanny will be right back and she can take you.
Yes, folks. There you have it. A mother who cannot even take her own child to the bathroom at the park.
Don't you wish you lived here? And if anyone has the nerve to tell me I'm being judgmental, I'm going to come after you through this computer screen.