Have you bought Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving the Holidays yet? No?? What's wrong with you? This is the most hilarious holiday anthology of all time, and I have an essay in it. There are holiday disaster stories, recipes and even a drinking game. If you're having a blue Christmas this year, this book will life your spirits. Only $2.99 on Kindle. That's less than a gingerbread latte and all of the proceeds go to charity.